I have been practicing Colombian greetings with my two boys -- in preparation for our trip this summer.  In doing so, I have remembered some very important expressions that you need to know if you plan on spending any time in Colombia. The first is a universal, and uniquely Colombian greeting:  ¿ Qué  hubo ?   pronounced like one word ( kyouboe )  While it literally means, "What happened?", the more frequent meaning is "How are you?"  When I first went to Colombia, I recall wanted to tell people what I had been up to when asked this question.  I would always respond with things like, "We went to see such and such today." After a few weeks, my husband looked at me one day and said, "You talk too much." What? I wasn't sure how to take this.  Then, he said, "When someone says, '¿ Qué  hubo ?' You just say, ' Bién .'"  Okay, I could do that.  So, now I will pass on this tip to you.  If someone says ¿ Qué  Hubo ? -- just ...